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Chuck Norris Joke #236

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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waves

2012-01-24 18:25:37

Chuck Norris doesnt watch the smurfs he makes the smurfs

keishawn johnson

2012-01-24 18:22:30

Chuck Norris has his own religion

doogyboo

2011-08-17 04:51:29

Chuck norris doesn't poke on facebook he punches

IDUNNO

2011-08-16 16:34:31

He doesn't need a time machine.

weeeee

2009-10-20 20:00:31

Albert Einstine might have been smart in the art of logic, but Chuck Norris was smart in the art of ass wooping.

Blooobs?

2008-02-06 21:35:40

=P Didnt like that one though.

Megan

2007-05-24 18:36:45

oh my gosh!!!! hahahaha!! thats sick... and funny!