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Chuck Norris Joke #233

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

Funny :) Not Funny :(



2013-02-09 17:04:23

there is no such thing as God.


2012-08-31 07:46:32

v Fckn Funny


2012-08-31 07:42:10

Simply Chuck Norris.


2011-11-11 17:07:19

d truth of the truth... calm down... jesus..

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:32:27

No, Chuck Norris created Justin Bieber just to annoy us all. He needs to use something to keep us all begging for mercy...

Johané Hedenrych

2011-03-07 23:12:54

The only thing chuck norris cant brake is justen beabers voice


2011-01-06 06:41:19

i pooped on ur chesst


2011-01-06 06:40:38

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d truth of the truth

2011-01-04 22:21:44

@JASON, BEN and who ever wrote this shitting joke. FUCK YOU ALL, DON'T EVER MESS WITH GOD.

YO moma

2010-12-31 19:43:03

HEY guys do u know chuck norris died twenty years ago? death was just to afraid to tell him


2010-11-05 18:51:16

Chuck Norris never has sex on top because he never F*cks up


2010-10-07 18:28:02

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Anthony Deskins

2010-09-10 10:13:41

chuck norris had sex with your mom and your dad gave him a high five.

I'm A Little Norris Spawn

2010-05-10 16:53:38

Wild Chuck Norris appears!
You blacked out!
(Because he roundhouse kicked you in the pokeballs)


2010-03-12 23:50:26

How much wood , could a wood chuck chuck , if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!


2010-02-26 18:16:59

Jesus walked across water Chuck Norris can swim across land


2009-11-11 10:14:21

Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Islands." When he left they were simply known as "The Islands."


2008-03-17 01:48:30

HAHAHA! great one!


2007-08-15 12:20:22

chuck norris doesn't get sweaty, sweat get chuck norrised