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Chuck Norris Joke #231

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Figgly

2014-01-29 14:46:35

chuck norris flosses his teeth with chains

Jesse Wagner

2014-01-29 14:45:41

hha

jacob e

2013-11-12 13:16:41

chuck Norris once punched a man and he died befor chuck Norris even punched him

fay n tay

2013-11-02 20:02:04

chuck norris threw a grenade and killed 10 people, then it exploded

Cuck Norris

2013-08-23 16:29:32

Ill kill waldo if I have to and ill kick his ass to your house Obama hope you have a chucktastic day By the way im coming for you next!

reborn

2013-01-18 20:03:29

chuck norris's compoter dosent lag the computer grts chuck norris

jacob

2012-12-08 16:20:39

funny

i

2012-11-05 16:35:22

dont worry waldo. chuck norris will make sure your death is fast and painful.

lawanda

2012-10-19 12:18:05

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaheheh ehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

that guy over there

2012-03-13 08:50:12

waldo is just waiting to ambush chuck

Alyssa

2012-03-01 14:40:42

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someone u dont know

2012-03-01 13:33:41

hahahha

A person

2012-01-21 17:34:18

The reason why waldo hides iis because he is actually jerfing off to some youporn.com and the only reason i'm saying this is because I am super horney right now

AMagicUnicorn

2012-01-18 20:46:47

My gamer tag is AMagicUnicorn55

AMagicUnicorn55

2012-01-18 20:31:27

Funny joke it is very funny! "if any one has an x-box 360 please tell your gamer tag and I'll send you a message if you want to be in any YouTube videos send me a message thanks!" : ) Go CHUCK NORRIS

waldo

2012-01-12 11:20:38

i hope he dos not find me

josh

2012-01-11 12:00:40

chuck norris can bench press with no hands he can use his chest hair.

Waldo

2011-12-18 10:18:51

how did you know that i was in hiding because of Chuck Norris

jared

2011-12-18 10:11:19

lol so funny chuck norris can bowl a strike by hitting one pin the other 9 faint, chuck norris can kill48 people with 2 shots the first one was a warning shot

Torahime

2011-12-13 15:24:56

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

bradley

2011-12-09 13:31:21

lol

sasha

2011-12-05 13:37:01

LOL;)

jason roundhouse kick to the face

2011-12-02 07:30:49

chuck norris doesnt go swimming water just wants to be around him

Hi

2011-11-30 20:57:09

HEY LAUREN

jj10

2011-11-26 09:24:34

i never found waldo again. =(

Anon

2011-11-24 18:52:33

Diamonds used to be the hardest substance known to man - now its Chuck's Beard

jesus

2011-11-24 06:55:21

chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac and got one

nick

2011-11-21 18:46:38

i fuckin shit myself, no joke :)

lol

2011-11-15 05:28:56

omg lollll

Makenzie

2011-11-09 08:50:44

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

emno

2011-08-01 15:48:19

Chuck norris got bit by a raddle snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain the snake died.

brandon

2011-07-25 10:26:14

andy waldo is from a book its a find the person kind of book called wheres waldo

Your Mom

2011-07-05 13:20:57

I THOUGHT WALDO WAS HIDING BECAUSE OF MY BROTHER'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

daniel

2011-06-25 21:04:28

funny stuff

Alissa Richhart

2011-05-13 11:44:36

I love the Chuck Norris Jokes!! Especially the Waldo one!! :-)

Andy

2011-05-12 03:13:46

WHO THE FUCK IS WALDO!?!?

kaite

2011-04-30 09:37:53

i could look at these jokes all day and that's not just because i have nothing to do

katie

2011-04-30 09:32:43

hahaha omg thats funny

rose

2011-04-23 16:02:31

Ahahah

rose

2011-04-23 13:47:26

Proposal waloe

rose

2011-04-23 12:05:33

Who us wolwal

Basher22

2011-04-18 17:26:09

I feel bad for Waldo

Your Face

2011-03-26 08:38:29

Tee Hee

jc

2011-03-20 14:37:23

lol

John Fenning

2011-03-19 09:38:26

Haha! my friend thought waldo was hiding because chuck norris has a axe

emmy

2011-03-16 15:21:34

hahahahahahahahahaha

sexyguy

2011-03-10 08:06:54

dat was funny tacos are good rapists are bad

Gracie Fenner

2011-03-07 13:58:37

=)

tom

2011-03-02 05:45:10

year

Blargh

2011-02-25 18:54:03

lolololololololololololol

jacob

2011-02-24 19:56:17

wow?

asdds

2011-02-21 04:20:51

asdasdasdasdasdasdasd

Loo Loo

2011-02-04 20:17:42

oopsy i cursed.. SORRY PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!! ... i like pudding ... sorry that was random

amanda

2011-01-30 15:54:35

no, chukc norris is hiding from waldo

aaaaa

2011-01-23 18:12:05

only chuck norris can win the superbowl, he just allows others to play

fugger

2011-01-19 12:56:29

fuck this joke.

malyna

2011-01-18 16:13:37

this joke is hilarious!!!

Nathion

2011-01-03 20:44:11

Chuck Norris Rick rolled Rick astley

Nathion

2011-01-03 20:42:19

In soviet Russia chuck Norris still kills YOU!!

Nathion

2011-01-03 20:37:58

Chick norris rick rolled Rick astley

T

2011-01-03 14:30:42

Molly Norris is Chuck's little sister

yall

2010-12-24 23:22:45

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha you get it because you no waldo is hiding in books lol hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

I c u

2010-12-22 16:26:26

Whats the fastest car ever? Chuck Norris sleep walking.

The Felon

2010-12-21 16:27:21

I don't get it.

kyle shoemaker

2010-12-15 17:49:41

haha read this!!!

cam

2010-12-03 19:43:08

chuck norris doesnt turn on the lights he turns off the dark

Captain Awsome

2010-12-02 11:54:05

haha(: funny

Captain Jackass

2010-12-01 21:09:36

Chuck Norris' dick is so big it has it's own dick and Chuck Norris' dick's dick is still bigger than yours.

kirklyn

2010-11-28 16:15:40

Funney As Hell

Person

2010-11-23 23:29:24

Chuck Norrise's jokes are so funny, they kill you.

fdsah

2010-11-20 19:14:26

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

catwoman

2010-11-12 12:13:13

these jokes are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cow

2010-11-10 05:38:29

Chuck norris can stab a man with butter

David perales

2010-11-09 22:00:20

Ha ha

amber

2010-11-07 08:30:06

you who any1 there

amber

2010-11-07 08:26:38

snoopy is in peanuts


lol lol lmao

superman

2010-11-04 06:26:21

chuck norris can speak brail

cartman

2010-10-31 09:59:35

screw you chuckie, I'm going home!

Chuck Norris

2010-10-26 11:11:04

Stop talking about me before I round house kick in the back of the face.

waldo

2010-10-25 19:46:41

COMMENT ROUNDHOUSE KICKED AND REMOVED BY CHUCK NORRIS

scooby doo

2010-10-22 07:42:24

chuck norris got into a knife fight. the knife spent two weeks in intensive care, getting over its injuries.

Hamz

2010-10-09 18:37:20

Chuck norris is the reason why nobody is perfect

Peanut Butter luck

2010-10-02 19:07:09

when you ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says two till'. when you say two till' what? he round house kicks you in the face.

Peanut

2010-09-14 22:04:53

opps i meant god

Peanut

2010-09-14 22:04:02

Chuck Norris is the go of youth, he is forever young.

chris

2010-08-21 23:22:28

Chuck Norris is the missing link...

John Draco

2010-08-18 18:28:09

PRICELESS
Also, when Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd

kaley

2010-07-30 12:03:01

chuck norris doesnt speak. he simply thinks words towords his foot and round house kicks them into your brain.

kaley

2010-07-30 12:03:01

chuck norris doesnt speak. he simply thinks words towords his foot and round house kicks them into your brain.

Chase

2010-07-11 22:35:48

when chuck norris gives you tha finger hes really telling you how long you have to live

chuck

2010-07-11 22:32:04

dinosaurs are extinct cuz a dinosaur looked at ckuck norris the wrong way once

brook

2010-06-07 20:22:44

Burnn.. lololol haha that is so funny..

stephanie

2010-06-02 09:35:55

this is funny rite

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:48:08

i'm the reason why the person who wrote this hasn't commented :p

juan

2010-06-01 12:06:57

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stefan

2010-05-23 00:06:58

its the funniest joke ever!!!

seabass

2010-05-17 07:58:31

Chuck Norris can bitch-slap your ass with his mustache.

Justin Cabe

2010-05-16 22:02:43

HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
- an admirrer
No matter what you will say to me, I wouldnt tell you if I gave you this or not!- "hint"

Eric

2010-05-08 07:45:29

amasing

Jackson

2010-05-06 15:23:30

AWESOME, I love this one

omg

2010-04-25 15:46:18

i love this joke

omg

2010-04-25 15:45:18

i love this joke

EPIC!

2010-03-23 05:35:14

EPIC!!!!

Who wants a blow job?

2010-03-16 15:46:28

Victoria

2010-03-16 15:40:06

Hey be nice.

Jordan :)

2010-03-03 17:32:01

Fuck you Snoopy.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:24:21

...

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:22:31

I was just kidding.

Snoopdog47

2010-03-03 17:19:39

What the #%&$ is this? This is not funny at all!

cassandra

2010-02-09 18:41:49

this is some funny shit

Gary

2010-02-09 12:40:57

because youd ont find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you

scarlet

2010-02-08 13:25:28

really? i thught the reason Waldo was hiding was cuse of Dumbledore...Mighty wizard, you have decieved me! but.... if Waldo is hidig from chuck norris, why cant you ever find chuck norris either? HMM?????

jonathan

2010-02-05 13:59:31

chuck norris doesn't find waldo, waldo willingly steps into the open.

jonathan

2010-02-05 13:58:19

funny

Nikki

2010-02-03 14:52:37

word

(*__*)SMILEY

2010-01-27 08:51:26

haha where do they get these hilarious jokes!!??

Jordan:)

2010-01-11 06:04:01

i LOL'd :)

talia.

2010-01-09 14:18:28

these jokes are gaaay.
no offense but OMG lamee. (;

annalyse

2009-12-20 20:57:49

fukin funny

Danieel Cooley

2009-12-15 16:52:20

hilarious:)

Casey

2009-11-27 11:08:09

thats the best one lol it the best!!!!

Gabe

2009-11-19 23:46:03

Who's Waldo ?!?

Jecon Llacer

2009-11-14 09:28:50

Say this as a yo mamma joke

Bryce

2009-11-11 15:18:16

When Chuck Norris takes a shower, he doesn't get wet. Wet gets Chuck Norris.

Carnell

2009-10-25 22:35:00

lmfao!!! give me more.

Bart

2009-10-23 17:36:04

Waldo is Mickey Mouses older brother right? Or is it Oswald...

ME

2009-10-05 13:39:23

if i were waldo, i'd hide 2

REBECA GOBRECHT

2008-09-03 15:49:32

LOVE LOGAN

Sarah

2008-06-04 15:12:20

THAT IS A AWESOME JOKE!!!!!

Samsonite

2008-04-10 12:55:25

To bad waldo isnt hiding... hes just in a big crowd

mike dietz

2008-04-09 17:00:08

mom, i thought this was funny

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:41:01

AMAZING!!!!

i am legend

2008-03-20 18:26:16

what a bamf

karlee wood

2008-02-01 08:04:46

i luv this one!

lagger

2007-10-26 18:35:15

I LOVE LAG AND YOU SHOULD TO

ripper

2007-08-22 03:54:53

go bud