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Chuck Norris Joke #230

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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Luke

2012-01-01 17:48:56

Kurt Cobain found out Chuck Norris didn't like Nirvana.

Andrew

2011-11-27 20:36:04

Chuck Norris taught his dog to pick up his own poop because he doesn't take sh** from anyone

storm

2011-09-30 07:48:38

chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Christopher Marti

2011-09-01 17:42:59

Chuck Norris has a World of Warcraft account. His first character? A human warrior with a beard. Starting weapons? His fists. Starting armor? He doesn't need any. Default Level? Whatever he says it is.

Tommy Lee

2010-09-18 08:15:45

Everyone thinks Cheyenne Mountain is the main US Nuclear Arsenal. IT'S NOT. It's where they keep Chuck Norris' frozen embryo's. (Used only if the US is attacked by every country at once.)

J. Blogs

2010-09-17 06:01:54

when god said: "let there be light", chuck said: "say please"

superblonde

2007-11-16 20:04:14

I'm going with Chuck