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Chuck Norris Joke #23

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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corey

2012-05-05 13:04:01

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

JJ

2012-04-26 16:40:57

During one of chuck norris's long battles with the sun, he lost his left testicle. it is now known as jupiter.

Silindelo Mbanjwa

2012-04-04 02:47:10

Chuck Norris can send BBM messages from a Nokia...

Silindelo Mbanjwa

2012-04-04 02:44:54

Chuck Norris can send BBM messages from a Nokia...

Silindelo Mbanjwa

2012-04-04 02:42:34

Chuck Norris can send BBM messages from a Nokia...

zmpqbghy

2011-12-23 22:08:16

lol

superfart

2011-12-07 05:43:00

the bbok serries the hunger games would be one page long if chuck norrid was in it

katie

2011-11-23 17:44:32

chuck norris peed and clogged the toilet

noma

2011-03-11 19:41:34

prostitutes get payed for sex- unless they do it with chuck norris.

jordan

2011-03-11 19:39:53

for years scientists have tried to find ways to stop earth from gettin hit my meteors. theres only 1 problem with the perfect solution: their afraid to ask chuck norris for help. they know he could do more damage than any meteor.

zandy

2010-05-26 01:08:45

thats a stupid joke yumsman

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2010-05-25 14:16:43

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra after 5 days of excriciating pain the cobra died

yumsman

2010-05-24 19:05:37

Every time you cry chuck norris punches a black baby in the face

cody

2009-12-10 13:56:58

chuck norris dosent teabag he poato sacks

cody

2009-12-10 13:56:23

fish swim through water
chuck norris swims through land

richard cancellieri

2008-02-04 22:38:02

this joke is just plain wrong

rocket

2008-01-02 19:12:17

Chuck Norris needs a plunger in a port-o-john.

jerry

2007-09-18 14:20:19

Chuck Norris can run around the world twice and kick himself in the back of his head.

robert

2007-04-26 12:50:17

that offends my people

shaun fleming

2007-03-19 05:45:24

i like having sex with chuck norris....all the girls ran out and hes the only guy that isnt defined as gay when having sex with men. hahaha