Chuck Norris Joke #228

Chuck Norris

2012-11-11 20:38:35

STOP IMPERSONATING ME OR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE THE COMA

riverside mf

2012-02-14 17:04:35

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet
the water gets Chuck Norrised

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-17 10:05:28

oh, gosh, richard truesdale--you sound so good-lookin'! My number is...
You wish. Damian--you're soooo funny and hilarious (sorry for being redundant). I feel like an idiot for not knowing what "industrial logging" is. I know what deforestation is, anyhow. And I love Soulman143's joke, too. The one about the dark.

Soulman143

2011-06-06 22:45:17

Chuck Norris dose not turn light on, he shuts dark off

Soulman143

2011-06-06 22:43:23

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Don't try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

chuck norris

2011-06-06 22:00:30

STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT ME

damian

2011-06-06 21:56:54

i mean marble

damian

2011-06-06 21:53:40

chuck norris can make onions cry

damian

2011-06-06 21:53:12

chuck norris can make happy meals cry

damian

2011-06-06 21:52:33

chuck norris can bowl a perfect game with a merble

damian

2011-06-06 21:51:26

chuck norris can drown a fish

damian

2011-06-06 21:50:46

jack was nimble, jack was quick, bit jack couldnt dodge cuck norris` round house kick

damian

2011-06-06 21:48:53

chuck norris can gargle penut butter and blow bubbleswhith beff jerkey

damian

2011-06-06 21:47:45

chuck norris knows all exept the difinition of mercey

damian

2011-06-06 21:45:18

chuck norris can cook 1 minute rice in 30 seconds

duamlnl

2010-05-12 06:20:28

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

Reeve Micheal Castro

2009-08-16 01:28:12

omg this is such funny fuck

richard truesdale

2007-10-26 18:33:34

i mean that shit was funny. sorry, i'm a wuss so i don't swear much

richard truesdale

2007-05-11 09:56:29

yo that poo was funny