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Chuck Norris Joke #226

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:16:22

Why send our troops to war when, we can just send Chuck Norris?


2012-02-11 06:05:47

Chuck Norris Once Peed In The Gass Tank Of A Truck,Just For A Joke...That Truck Is Now Known As Optimis Prime.


2011-11-15 13:40:33

Chuck Norris once had a massive erection while walking down the street. No one survived.


2011-06-19 15:08:41

when chuck a log that how it happen


2011-06-09 11:13:32

the big bang was when u-no-ho farted.

Klacker lOl

2011-02-08 19:05:04

Chuck norris once broke the landspeed record on a back with no chain and no stable frame.

the jokes suck

2011-01-17 12:32:01

READ MY NAME all these joke suck ive heard them all before not from computers

Alex d

2010-12-30 19:13:11

If you want a list of Chuck Norris's enimes, check the extincted species list

Matty J

2010-12-24 08:16:03

Chuck Norris Shits out Bricks. Maybe that's why he's Such a Hard Ass!


2010-11-12 19:01:40

chuck norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom.


2010-10-03 10:00:35

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the doctor, he never gets sick

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:50:57

mess with chuck and you'll wake up with a foot sized bruise on your cheek.


2010-02-28 15:22:08

An apple a day doesn't keep the reaper away. Chuck Norris does.

shane o mac

2007-03-20 22:06:38

i though the chuck norris jokes were great iu have one if you want to use it chuck norris upper cutted a hores now we know them as girrafs

chuck norris died three years ago but the gim repper is to sacred to get tell him