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Chuck Norris Joke #225

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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assassin of chuck

2012-11-18 10:25:56

China: we have nukes
USA: we have chuck Norris
China: no need to get crazy bro

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 21:22:52

Do u know Burt from tremors he is so badass chuck Norris was impressed with him;D

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 21:14:28

I've keeled chuck Norris till he was dead......... Sound farmillar?

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 21:11:39

Chuck Norris can masturbate wit hiz feet

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 21:07:33

Chuck Norris can go to taco bell without getting shit spit or sperm in his food I think he fucked the manager

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 20:52:53

Chuck Norris's piss is what the nazis put in the gas chambers

asassin of chuck

2012-11-17 20:49:44

Me versus Scott pilgrim in a bass battle winner.........chuck norris

assassin of chuck

2012-11-17 20:45:56

When u kill chuck Norris he levels up

assasin of chuck

2012-11-17 20:43:46

I killed chuck Norris......... but he's ok now

Ol Dirtys ghost

2011-01-22 20:01:40

when chuck norris pours milk into rice krispies they shut up

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:22:21

Chuck Norris wills Rubik's Cubes to solve themselves.

RushYes

2010-05-21 11:48:37

What's the difference between a Refridgerator and Chuck Norris?

ANSWER: A refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

h3ct0rT_T

2010-05-02 15:30:52

Chuck Norris got run over by a car and walked away. The driver wasn't so lucky.

Klacker lOl @ Spartan117

2010-04-17 19:38:45

How could you know that his tears cure cancer if he never cried. flawed joke

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:37:51

Some claim they could walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.
OWNAGE in joke form

Kirstiee

2009-12-18 07:41:35

chuck norris doesn't do push ups. he pushes the world down!!

Spartan 117

2009-09-11 15:22:37

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunatly, he never cries.

Pookie

2009-09-10 14:38:15

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!

cheese

2007-11-06 07:22:02

Once, God called the 3 strongest people on earth to him. they were: Arnold Schwartzennager, Mr. T, and (of course) CHUCK NORRIS. He then said to them "Only one of you will sit in this seat next to me. Come forth, and prove why." Mr. T came up and said (imagine your own Mr. T voice) "i pitty the foo who would try to sit next to you except me" God didn't like him and proceded to roundhouse-kick him to hell. God then called up Arnold Schwartzennager and asked him the same question. He responded by saying (imagine Arnold Schwartzennager's voice here) " God, I am the Terminator AND the Governator. So pick me or go to hell" God said "You first" and proceded to roundhouse-kick hm all the way there. He then called up Chuck Norris and asked him the same question. Chuck Norris said "First you steal my seat AND THEN you have the nerve to steal MY MOVE!!!!!??????" Chuck Norris then, you guessed it, proceded to rounhouse-kick God in the face all the way to hell.

THE END

Kerpesh Mustafa Gonzalez Jr

2007-10-18 12:58:17

Little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet, until chuck norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier

sean

2007-09-24 23:30:39

The Bible used to be called "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Nick

2007-07-09 21:31:06

Chuck Norris ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved

Dennis Garcia

2007-03-10 13:03:07

Chuck Norris is not only a noun, he is also a verb.