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Chuck Norris Joke #222

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Comments:

cjoakley

2012-02-22 13:14:42

Chuck Norris was once on Wheel of Fortune. Ya he spun first, the remaining 29 minutes they all scratched their asses waiting for the wheel to stop.

cjoakley

2012-02-22 13:12:04

Chuck Norris was once on wheel of fortune. Ya he spun first,the remaining 29 minutes they all scratched asses waiting for the wheel to stop.

MW3

2012-01-15 09:51:40

Chuck Norris dosen't have gold guns, he has platinum.

alana byrne

2011-12-26 21:59:38

Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye.Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle with a ruler.Chuck Norris can finish a game of connect four in three moves.

Chuck Norris

2011-11-03 18:11:38

chuck norris doesnt have sex because no women can stand his sperm and constant shaking of the bed

JEREMY

2011-03-10 14:55:13

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT TAKE SHOWERS HE TAKES BLOOD BATHS

coolness

2010-12-01 13:18:33

while having sex in a tractor trailer, some of chuck norris's sperm escaped and got in the tractor's engine. we now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

hannah

2010-11-13 20:28:28

Chuck norris doesn't search for bigfoot; bigfoot searches fpr him.

kyle congdon

2010-10-19 17:51:03

chuck norris got first blood with a tactical nuke

kenzie

2010-06-25 23:46:45

north korea is best korea

AARON

2010-06-01 11:43:45

the reason outer space is outer space is because it is too afraid to bhe on the same planet as chuck norris!!!!!!

aaron v

2010-06-01 11:41:36

wen chuck norris does a push-up he isnt pushing himself up but the earth down

Peter

2010-04-27 13:30:33

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land

Aaron

2009-05-09 09:19:39

Chuck Norris's tears are a cure for canceer. Too bad he never crys!

Chuck Norris

2007-11-19 15:54:48

That's what I thought you said.

Brendan

2007-07-04 15:20:14

when chuck norris goes to give blood he doesnt ask for a needle he askes for a pistol and a bucket

Brendan

2007-07-04 15:18:56

chuck norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis

Brendan

2007-07-04 15:18:56

chuck norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis

Nick

2007-05-10 12:01:01

When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

andrew

2007-03-23 02:37:56

Chuck Norris uses a nightlight not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

andrew

2007-03-23 02:36:54

Chuck Norris really died in 1984, but death is too scared to tell him.