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Chuck Norris Joke #220

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

BoobyfB

2014-05-13 20:07:04

If Chuck Norris is so tuff why doesn't he just slam my face into my keyboadhebsuskrhsidjdudndudjrud

z

2011-12-05 22:48:48

chuck norris is not the missing link he is the reason there is a missing link

that my friends is an original

jackson

2010-11-17 16:08:24

chuck norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom

cole

2010-03-22 12:45:35

wow eric

Hayden

2009-10-25 20:47:25

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLLOLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!! 1 :D

eric

2009-10-05 21:37:46

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Norrist.

Andy Johnson

2009-07-29 11:37:03

From Holland

tyler...

2007-11-24 16:30:26

pretty good...