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Chuck Norris Joke #22

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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suzie

2012-11-12 10:11:06

chuck norris gave slender man a nose bleed.

chuck norris doesnt get wet. the rain is too scared to fall on him.

shane

2012-03-20 20:00:00

when jeaus walked on water chuck norris swimed though land

Jay

2012-01-24 22:18:45

Chuck Norris sneazed and caused hurricane Katrina!

Johnathan

2012-01-04 21:08:06

We don't know if chuck Norris likes fights cause hes never had one

Johnathan

2012-01-04 19:15:04

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity and he got it back.

Rion

2011-09-30 03:13:01

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

zac

2011-08-04 13:22:41

chuck norris got in xsaviors head and xsavior said he was safe and chuck norris said no your not an round house kicked him

zac

2011-08-04 13:20:13

chuck norris put santa on his own nauty list

wytt

2011-05-29 12:22:40

when chuck norris puts his ear to a shell he dosent hear the sea.the sea hears him

wytt

2011-05-29 12:13:12

chuck norris dosent read books.books read to him.

candice

2010-07-13 12:50:01

Chuck norris doesn't milk cows, he looks at the cows and they milk themselves! lol

Joel Sotelo

2010-06-10 22:08:53

ppl gargle water while chuck norris can gargle
penut butter

Zac

2010-03-05 03:23:06

LOL. This is the best one ever. I pissed myself!

Degsey

2010-01-03 17:46:18

CHUCK NORRIS
can drink and drive without spillit his drink.

S3rvant

2009-11-12 13:21:11

LOL... dude... >.

Tim Hewitt

2007-07-30 19:10:23

When Chuck Norris looks at the sun, the sun sneezes.

When Chuck Norris lays out in the sun, the sun gets a tan.

Rob

2007-03-29 10:20:59

downright HILARIOUS!!!!!!