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Chuck Norris Joke #219

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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2014-04-23 03:27:30

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2014-03-28 15:53:30

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Jordan Murray @ Arkansas High School Senior of 2013

2013-04-08 07:48:53

buttholes smell nice

Nate

2011-12-28 19:01:26

How many chuck norris's does it take to screw in a light bulb. None the light bulb is scared to be in the dark with chuck Norris

Elias Smith

2011-09-26 13:51:31

Chuck Norris is 1/8 cherokee. He wasn't born that way, he ate a f*cking Indian.

Elias Smith

2011-09-26 13:49:07

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner is Chuck Norris.

xyz

2011-03-13 04:33:37

why did Jason Vorhoos and Mike Myers (Halloween) wear a mask? because Chuck Norris knew their faces

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2011-02-24 17:56:03

.It is said that Chuck Norris's left eye is a testicle

billy

2010-11-24 22:31:12

chuck norris doesnt call the police, the police call him.

billy

2010-11-24 22:29:14

knock knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Im locking the door. Knock knock. WHo's there? Me again. Im calling the police. Dont bother, by the time they get here ill be the police.

billy

2010-11-24 22:25:35

why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from chuck norris.

rose

2010-10-21 13:24:10

lol fuckin weird

Chuck Norris

2010-10-16 13:04:54

I didn't have to type this i just stared at the keyboard until it typed itself

Aaron

2010-10-12 09:46:37

chuck norris once got a boner they didnt have a condom big enough so he used a trash bag and a rope.

hehe

2010-09-13 17:23:36

lol

james

2010-06-10 18:11:48

if you see chuck norris chuck norris sees you, but if you dont see chuck norris, your only seconds away from DEATH

keith

2010-03-02 22:59:15

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? none, the light bulb is too scared to go out in fear of being in the dark with chuck norris

jess

2009-11-25 15:16:57

you mean with his eyes open, chris? learn your chuck norris facts

chris

2009-07-17 20:57:41

chuck noris can sneeze with his eyes closed

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:08:42

this is true, so watch your back.

Azamat

2007-06-18 17:49:46

what the heck this is dry