Chuck Norris Joke #218
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Comments:
luke
2012-04-24 05:29:58
chuck Norris does not mow his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow
Carlos
2012-03-05 15:46:50
Chuck Norris lost her virginity he then got it back
Paladin
2012-02-28 23:26:21
God once called three men up to heaven... Arnold Schartzanegger, Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. God asked Arnold first, "Why should I allow you into heaven?" and Arnold said, "Because I am Strong..." and God kicked his ass back down to earth. Then he asked Jackie, "Why should you be allowed to join me in heaven?" and Jackie said, "Because I am a good fighter..." and god kicked his ass back down to earth. Then god asked Chuck Norris, "Why should I allow you into heaven?" and Chuck Norris kicked him in the face and said, "Get the hell out of my throne!"
Logo
2011-04-03 01:46:02
The three elements of awesome. Stars, artafical flavoring, and Chuck Norris
Bob
2011-03-05 14:42:39
As a kid chuck norris wasn't afraid of the dark.... The dark was afraid of him
Corneleusbob
2011-01-14 20:58:17
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Mr T
2010-12-23 18:29:54
Shut up foo.
RedGiant
2010-12-01 09:29:00
@Yackity
I think Courtney's gone, fella. Few years ago...
Yackity yack
2010-09-29 12:47:48
Courtney
what dose he think about splinda
BENDER THE OFFENDER
2010-09-23 10:14:46
black holes are the result of chuck norris having divided by zero.
guy
2009-10-14 14:35:44
i love this website
Marc
2008-04-13 11:44:43
Time stops for nobody because it's afraid Chuck Norris is with them...
Jack
2007-11-06 11:12:09
when chuck norris does press ups, he does not push himslef up, he pushes the world down...
courtney
2007-10-26 21:26:41
Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter
:?)
2007-08-02 03:33:31
clever AND funny