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Chuck Norris Joke #218

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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luke

2012-04-24 05:29:58

chuck Norris does not mow his grass, he just stares at it and dares it to grow

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:46:50

Chuck Norris lost her virginity he then got it back

Paladin

2012-02-28 23:26:21

God once called three men up to heaven... Arnold Schartzanegger, Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. God asked Arnold first, "Why should I allow you into heaven?" and Arnold said, "Because I am Strong..." and God kicked his ass back down to earth. Then he asked Jackie, "Why should you be allowed to join me in heaven?" and Jackie said, "Because I am a good fighter..." and god kicked his ass back down to earth. Then god asked Chuck Norris, "Why should I allow you into heaven?" and Chuck Norris kicked him in the face and said, "Get the hell out of my throne!"

Logo

2011-04-03 01:46:02

The three elements of awesome. Stars, artafical flavoring, and Chuck Norris

Bob

2011-03-05 14:42:39

As a kid chuck norris wasn't afraid of the dark.... The dark was afraid of him

Corneleusbob

2011-01-14 20:58:17

Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Mr T

2010-12-23 18:29:54

Shut up foo.

RedGiant

2010-12-01 09:29:00

@Yackity
I think Courtney's gone, fella. Few years ago...

Yackity yack

2010-09-29 12:47:48

Courtney
what dose he think about splinda

BENDER THE OFFENDER

2010-09-23 10:14:46

black holes are the result of chuck norris having divided by zero.

guy

2009-10-14 14:35:44

i love this website

Marc

2008-04-13 11:44:43

Time stops for nobody because it's afraid Chuck Norris is with them...

Jack

2007-11-06 11:12:09

when chuck norris does press ups, he does not push himslef up, he pushes the world down...

courtney

2007-10-26 21:26:41

Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter

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2007-08-02 03:33:31

clever AND funny