Chuck Norris Joke #217

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Comments:

Kudzai

2012-10-14 05:08:13

Chuck Norris doesen't cut the grass mroe then once. It doesen't dare grow back.

mikhael

2012-04-17 20:30:58

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the jaw... It`s descendants are known as girrafes

phat boy

2012-03-15 17:23:37

Chuck Norris's fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

2011-11-29 13:15:16

no they taste like the last thing the black bitch ate ;)

Damon

2011-10-09 07:37:59

what would a klondike bar do for Chuck Norris

chris

2011-06-09 06:38:36

chuck norris knowsthe last digit of pi

David

2010-12-22 16:20:55

Totaly awsome