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Chuck Norris Joke #216

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

1

2014-09-29 10:59:01

-1'

Anonymous

2013-11-12 22:09:48

Chuck Norris actually E.D., but his penis is too afraid to defy him.

augydoggy

2012-07-05 22:40:56

Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Boy

2011-11-28 07:54:14

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY IN MY TUMMY

anon

2011-11-24 19:00:29

Chuck Norris once entered the Olympic Games - instead of the 4 minute mile, he ran 4 miles in a minute..... his Javelin throw is still in orbit..... and Chuck won gold, silver and broze medals just for being Chuck Norris.

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:45:52

oh no you didnt. this is not possible! lols...

glenn jr

2008-11-06 11:46:18

if chuck norris ran for pesident he would beat oprah

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:51:33

omg

-banana slug

Derek

2007-06-06 14:57:22

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.