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Chuck Norris Joke #215

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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itzkandeman27

2012-04-06 19:34:59

the reason michel jackson is white is because chuck norris scarred the black out of him

Mr.Meteor

2012-01-27 09:06:54

You are retarded. Meteors that manage to make it into our atmospehre without being burned up are no more then the size of a rock. how can that kill us? IT CAN'T! AN ASTEROID IS OVER 1000 TIMES BIGGER, THEREFORE THAT IS WHAT CHUCK NORRIS SAVES US FROM...what a dumbass.

rexer

2011-05-23 14:12:34

YAY HE SAVES US FROM METIORITES!

HoboJoe

2011-02-03 18:04:11

i knew it

Angelo Juusan

2010-12-01 11:49:58

See? Chuck Norris is one of the good guys! I'm glad he's on our side!