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Chuck Norris Joke #214

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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vance

2012-03-07 12:34:01

chuck is hotttttt

Dalton

2011-12-01 15:33:58

1000000 people live on earth because chuck norris allow them to

Alexandra

2011-11-12 21:55:12

CHUCK NORRIS CAN MAKE A HAPPY MEAL SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free style

2011-10-01 20:07:24

the world doesn't revolve around the sun, it revolves around chuck Norris

Erica

2011-05-03 09:51:07

Leading hand sanitizers say they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants

TrickStar

2011-01-11 14:15:19

Chuck Norris cant use mirrors. Because not even Chuck Norris can look Chuck Norris in the eye.

Chuck Norris jr.

2010-10-14 14:56:53

chuck norris has a USB port where his bellybutton's supposed to be, updates are vital to him... and he also gives off a WiFi signal called NetgearNorris001(at 16Gb p/s)

aaliyah

2009-12-21 11:15:33

These jokes are funny, you ppl should make more of them!!!

Michael

2009-10-29 16:57:42

Chuck norris does not own a lawnmower, he points at the grass and dares it to grow.

Danny Jet

2009-06-23 20:29:26

Chuck Norris can see.... when blindfolded.

Danny Jet

2009-06-23 20:29:26

Chuck Norris can see.... when blindfolded.

John Saunders

2009-06-23 20:22:14

Chuck Norris doesn`t look for landmarks because they look for him

John Saunders

2009-06-23 20:22:14

Chuck Norris doesn`t look for landmarks because they look for him

Spencer

2008-09-28 08:37:09

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Andrew Kline

2008-01-28 09:39:55

Chuck Norris never carries around a gun. He just throws the bullets at people.

chris joey

2007-03-07 21:07:43

that was rad guy