Chuck Norris Joke #214
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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2012-03-07 12:34:01
chuck is hotttttt
Dalton
2011-12-01 15:33:58
1000000 people live on earth because chuck norris allow them to
Alexandra
2011-11-12 21:55:12
CHUCK NORRIS CAN MAKE A HAPPY MEAL SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free style
2011-10-01 20:07:24
the world doesn't revolve around the sun, it revolves around chuck Norris
Erica
2011-05-03 09:51:07
Leading hand sanitizers say they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants
TrickStar
2011-01-11 14:15:19
Chuck Norris cant use mirrors. Because not even Chuck Norris can look Chuck Norris in the eye.
Chuck Norris jr.
2010-10-14 14:56:53
chuck norris has a USB port where his bellybutton's supposed to be, updates are vital to him... and he also gives off a WiFi signal called NetgearNorris001(at 16Gb p/s)
aaliyah
2009-12-21 11:15:33
These jokes are funny, you ppl should make more of them!!!
Michael
2009-10-29 16:57:42
Chuck norris does not own a lawnmower, he points at the grass and dares it to grow.
Danny Jet
2009-06-23 20:29:26
Chuck Norris can see.... when blindfolded.
Danny Jet
2009-06-23 20:29:26
Chuck Norris can see.... when blindfolded.
John Saunders
2009-06-23 20:22:14
Chuck Norris doesn`t look for landmarks because they look for him
John Saunders
2009-06-23 20:22:14
Chuck Norris doesn`t look for landmarks because they look for him
Spencer
2008-09-28 08:37:09
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Andrew Kline
2008-01-28 09:39:55
Chuck Norris never carries around a gun. He just throws the bullets at people.
chris joey
2007-03-07 21:07:43
that was rad guy