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Chuck Norris Joke #212

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Mac

2014-12-18 11:11:26

chuck norris is the only man alive that can survive on cans of whoop-ass.

Caleb

2012-11-11 19:58:34

chuck noris' fists make the speed of light wish it was faster

Caleb

2012-11-11 19:53:28

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake after three days of pain and agoney the snake died

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:37:29

GOD can walk on water well chuck Norris can swim through land.

Carlos

2012-03-05 15:36:26

Chuck Norris has already been 2 mars ......................that's why theres no signs of life.

terrance lumpkin

2011-11-24 10:55:58

They say time heals all wounds unless those wounds were made by Chuck Norris.

Ashley

2011-11-06 08:16:26

Any body who survives a round house kick gets to marry Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris remains single.

Ashley

2011-11-06 08:11:58

Chuck Norris killed Osama Bin laden by poking him on facebook :P

Hollie

2011-04-26 19:05:54

I have some really good jokes for u:
Chuck Norris died 20 yrs ago, Death just hasn't plucked up the corage to tell him yet.

alex

2010-12-19 18:27:07

hellz yes.

kels

2010-03-09 21:15:39

chuck norris doesnt hae a twitter beacuse the first tweet was overcapacity.

emily

2009-06-11 18:27:35

WTH?!