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Chuck Norris Joke #211

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Comments:

the man

2012-05-15 09:22:53

well i ran over ur mom with a train

phat boy

2012-03-15 17:21:59

Chuck Norris ran over an 18 wheeler...on a bicycle!!

justin

2011-12-23 05:37:35

In monopoly, you pay chuck norris to stay off your property. o and u retards need to come up with better jokes

justin

2011-12-23 05:37:29

In monopoly, you pay chuck norris to stay off your property. o and u retards need to come up with better jokes

justin

2011-12-23 05:29:38

Chuck Norris once uranated in a semi truck gas tank, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

sawyer

2011-10-18 09:35:12

you guys are are idiots for spelling Chuck Norris wrong and russian wrong you should be ashamed

Leanna

2011-10-16 23:29:46

chuck noris can punch a snake in the arm pit

Leanna

2011-10-16 23:29:41

chuck noris can punch a snake in the arm pit

Leanna

2011-10-16 23:28:39

chuck noris is so tall i stood on his shoulders and he was still taller than me

Nigga_Jeh

2011-10-15 21:46:02

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands...after that, they were called The Islands.

brandon

2011-10-15 12:08:05

you retards dont know any good jokes... chuck norris played rusian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. dinosaurs went extinct due to the chuck norrisaurus. chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world and kick himself in the back of the head. most people check under their bed for the boogie man; the boogie man cheks under his bed for chuck norris. chuck norris has a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark but because the darks afraid of chuck norris.. by the way, this was written by a twelve year old.

bond

2011-10-03 12:59:13

Chuck norris can flush a long drop

Matt

2011-06-23 19:58:56

Chuck norris thought his dog to pick up its own crap because chuck norris takes crap from no one

Jaimie Crippin

2011-03-11 06:42:28

really? this is kinda sick, but funny. i mean really....so that means, that any brothers he has or sisters, he is the father too...grrrr..lols

pokemonboy02

2011-01-29 03:50:58

they say that under chuck norris's beard there is another fist

pokemonboy02

2011-01-29 03:48:47

when chuck norris goes to donate blood he brings a gun and a bucket

Waldo

2011-01-01 00:48:26

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Asifa

2010-12-30 22:34:45

Chuck Norris killed the dead sea.

john paul

2010-11-30 12:49:05

chuck norris though brokeback moutain was the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden

john paul

2010-11-30 12:47:10

chuck norris went back in time and upper cutted a horse. we now have giraffes

john paul

2010-11-30 12:47:10

chuck norris went back in time and upper cutted a horse. we now have giraffes

Mike

2010-06-11 10:53:04

The dead sea was alive and well before Chuck Norris swam in it.

Nick

2010-06-11 01:54:01

People label anyone attacking Chuck Norris a 45-11... A suicide.

Jay

2010-06-11 01:03:07

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Jay

2010-06-11 01:00:23

Chuck Norris' dick has its own elbow

Magicman

2010-04-05 12:59:51

The only person ever to beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee. Even he died.

avery

2010-02-03 17:58:01

When chuck norris go's swimming he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norrised

adam

2009-08-02 02:16:27

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity , he got it back

adm

2009-08-02 02:15:07

chuck norris doesn,t cut grass he dares it to grow

Cshoes

2009-05-14 14:23:44

Actually his dad is god. He is Jesus' evil twin.

Billy Grenier

2007-05-02 05:19:53

o my bad i thought it was 2 send a joke lol

Billy Grenier

2007-05-02 05:15:53

Chuck norris doesn't throw up when he goes to a party, he throw's down