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Chuck Norris Joke #21

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Comments:

chrisw

2012-01-09 06:36:25

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

wtf

2011-10-18 16:40:38

That is dum... u sit across from chuck norris he ses i can kill u with any thing in this room inculeig the ship its self

taliip

2011-05-04 19:31:24

Chuck norris tears can cure cancer

mari

2011-03-29 16:47:59

Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi

ElvyXMZ

2011-03-01 07:34:23

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? ... ALL OF THEM

Bobby Holcomb

2010-09-14 06:42:44

In the beginning, there was nothing, then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Nothing in the face, and told it to get a job. Thus, we have the Universe.

Chron4200

2008-04-08 01:15:24

God said "let there be light!"....Chuck Norris said "say please..."

funnykid1234

2007-05-11 22:14:12

becase hi weiner is so long

funnykid12345

2007-05-11 22:13:30

chuck norris can do anal and oral at the same time

Sam Brunkow

2007-03-28 08:29:30

Chuck Norris has cowboy boots made from real cowboys.

Sam Brunkow

2007-03-28 08:28:32

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks cows and the butter comes right out.