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Chuck Norris Joke #209

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Running wolf

2013-02-01 11:50:38

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. By knit, I mean kick. By sweaters I meant baby's

Luke

2012-07-17 10:54:54

i think we go to far about one guy

brady

2012-06-28 13:43:23

chuck norris can burp nuclear explosions AND crap deserts

guythatlikespie

2011-03-04 08:36:20

chuck norris can dodge anything accept his roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris

2011-02-09 12:48:00

I'm Fail

Chuck Norris

2011-01-26 14:37:07

I'm amazing!

aaron

2011-01-19 15:57:45

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

i met chuck norris and avioded his roundhouse kicks

2010-12-20 05:54:30

i an do that too

KlackerlOl

2010-06-03 17:19:12

chuck norris doesnt have to laugh to be evil

lucy

2009-03-10 14:51:55

how do you like my evil laugh?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
it will never be as good as chuck norris's

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