Chuck Norris Joke #208

Dorson

2012-04-29 14:11:28

That was brilliant, Isanidiot.

Isanidiot

2012-02-29 07:26:29

If you somehow spell "Chuck Norris" wrong on Google, it doesn't say "Showing results for Chuck Norris." It says "Hurry and hide while you still can."

Isanidiot

2012-02-29 07:20:39

If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only 3-7 seconds to being able to meet Bruce Lee. In heaven.

Zombie101

2011-11-23 10:28:03

Yep pretty much it! Chuck Norris is the man! :-)

Stu

2010-10-14 06:00:37

Chuck Norris Doesn't do push ups He pushes the earth Down!!

Sara

2010-05-25 10:23:26

Chuck Norris

beast

2010-03-15 14:02:10

an average man can pee his name in snow but Chuck Norris can pee his name in cement!!

gfhgjf

2009-11-24 19:57:01

when chuck norris gets into water he isnt wet the water is CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

jeffrey

2009-08-24 16:42:33

you wanna herea lost cause......... his doughter

DIRTYSACK

2008-03-27 21:34:19

I drank with Chuck Norris once.....MY OWN BLOOD.

Chuck Norris

2008-02-09 10:12:21

i found you.

bob

2007-11-14 11:44:43

you lie i googled chuck norris he will now kill you