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Chuck Norris Joke #206

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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2013-02-27 04:21:03

a meteor exploded over russia in 2013, Chuck Norris has now claimed responsibility for his high trajectory spitting contet, and in his defence it was in international water and he won.


2012-02-21 10:12:52

Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse. There is now a species known as the giraffe.

anthony finnegan

2011-12-10 16:20:21

chuck norris doesnt ever have a heart attack beacause the heart is scared to attack.

anthony finnegan

2011-12-10 16:18:54

chuck norris has a bear rug the bear isnt dead its just scared to move.

anthony finnegan

2011-12-10 16:17:45

ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories


2011-03-06 08:04:19

wonder what chuck thinks about all these jokes i bet if he got afinded he would roundhouse kick the internt server and destroy the internet


2010-10-27 14:24:31


Christian H.

2010-10-04 11:22:45

some people can piss their name in the snow, chuck noris can piss his name in concreate

christian H.

2010-10-04 11:19:49

Jesus can walk on water, ... chuck noris can swim through land

chuck norris the 2nd

2010-03-11 09:16:02

joke and you guys suck

random man

2009-04-11 16:44:28

ok its awayth.
not taketh

Mikey K.

2007-10-04 12:08:25

That joke Sucks

Tyler Ventrillo

2007-03-09 04:01:35

This in my opinion is a really good jokes, I myself have a joke that doesnt happen to be on this site. When Chuck Norris jumps in to the ocean he doesnt get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris!!!