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Chuck Norris Joke #203

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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norrished

2013-03-11 02:15:04

i thought it was to show tony little how its done?

tribbet

2011-12-22 18:05:01

Chuck Norris taught Jesus how to walk on water

spazmz

2011-12-15 14:25:20

Jesus can walk on water,Chuck Norris can swim on land.....

i cuked norris

2011-10-29 12:17:34

if chuck norris could fuck anyone in the world he would fuck himself.

supercalifragilisticious

2011-02-18 16:51:51

that hurts my feelings however being a part of the "Chuck Norris Fans United" I will not cry

tetetetetetete

2011-02-18 16:49:08

chuck norris battled godzilla and won.A girl screemed "today we know her as justin beiber".

hahahahaha

2011-02-18 16:44:18

chuck battled justin bieber and made history. He lost. Its a first

hehehehehe

2011-02-18 16:42:43

its nasty rapper jomoto in the house

grrr

2011-02-18 16:40:29

chuck is my friends uncle! beat that

Dustin

2011-02-17 13:18:17

Superman and Chuck Norris once fought for a bet, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

dave

2010-12-14 19:45:31

chuck norris counted to infinity...twice chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
if you spell chuck norris in scrabble you win....forever

Logan Smith

2010-12-14 19:00:34

Lil Wayne can die now rebirth. But Chuck Norris never dies.

terry

2010-12-14 17:07:58

Steven Hawkins challenge Chuck Norris to a game a checkers. Now Steven Hawkins is dead

Hoover Martigan

2010-12-14 12:12:05

Chuck Norris once cure a man of his blindness, then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the man in the face!

Swensen

2010-11-17 09:16:22

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... it's just a shame he's never cryed

ddddddd

2010-05-30 10:40:48

Chuck Norris can read braille
The joke really is
Chuck norris can speak braille.

steve

2009-10-19 22:15:37

Chuck Norris is so cool he can freeze electricity!!

steve

2009-10-19 21:36:05

In the movie Lethal Weapon 2. That was not a bomb that blew the toilet out of the house, some kid in the neighborhood challenged Chuck Norris to a game of kick the can!!!

griffo

2009-10-19 18:40:29

Chuck Norris actually died years ago. The grim reaper is just too scared to tell him

alan

2009-10-08 17:13:46

Chuck Norris CAN un-ring a bell.

me

2009-07-25 13:15:32

Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention, attention pays him.

Kay-chan

2009-07-23 10:18:52

According to the scientific theory, chuck norris can kick you yesterday

eggo2388

2009-07-22 19:56:19

Chuck Norris can read braille

schyler

2008-08-24 13:32:27

chuck norris will never die. deathis to afrade to come git him

nehemiah

2008-03-06 23:43:44

Chuck norris' muscles are so huge that when he stand outside a museum, the guard will say "chuck, you cant park here".

Marcelo

2008-03-06 09:11:02

Chuck Norris does not believe in God.
God believe in Chuck Norris.

jacob

2007-10-26 18:15:24

sorry, that joke sucked so just ignore it

jacob

2007-10-05 03:41:15

Inspired by total gym i made this up:
Chuck Norris doesn't work out on Total Gym, it works out on him and is getting in to shape FAST

MIke

2007-07-26 22:44:33

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a box of life cereal, now its just called dead

chuck

2007-07-24 10:26:50

is chuck norris strong. yes or no.if u say no he will be at your door. if u say yes the devil will be at your door ps.the devil is chuck norris