Comments:
Deefizzle
2010-08-22 17:16:34
Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck and some of his semen got into the seat, instantaneously bringing the truck to life! This truck is now known as optimus prime!
Sgt. sprinkles
2009-11-16 04:09:41
chuck dosent wear a condom cause there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris
Chile
2007-03-05 07:49:30
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Michael Eubank
2007-03-02 00:45:31
When God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "say please."