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Chuck Norris Joke #201

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Chuck Norris

2011-07-12 16:55:20

I don't wear a condom at all. Sense there is no protection from me.

zander

2011-03-18 16:58:54

jk (just kidding)

zander

2011-03-18 16:58:21

gay

isaac ramos

2011-01-22 17:58:51

The terminater goes wit chuck norris IF HE WANTS TO LIVE...

bryan fonseca

2010-12-22 21:22:49

chuck is the master of deception. you cant see him unless he wants you too. @cuckies.

Deefizzle

2010-08-22 17:16:34

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a truck and some of his semen got into the seat, instantaneously bringing the truck to life! This truck is now known as optimus prime!

Sgt. sprinkles

2009-11-16 04:09:41

chuck dosent wear a condom cause there is no such thing as protection from chuck norris

Chile

2007-03-05 07:49:30

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Michael Eubank

2007-03-02 00:45:31

When God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "say please."