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Chuck Norris Joke #20

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Brendan

2012-09-30 09:27:30

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game. He didn't actualy roll the ball, the pins just fell down in fear.

Enter Your Name Or Chuck Norris Will Kick You In The Face! ;)

2012-04-26 14:59:50

sucky jokes. sorry

Ares

2011-12-19 08:31:22

Chuck Norris has throun his house out of the window

Pwn

2011-09-10 19:41:56

Chuck norris once kicked a cube. its now known as earth.

Ben

2011-06-20 06:35:04

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a Unicycle

gg

2011-03-08 07:59:09

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

RaWr

2010-09-17 17:59:57

Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.

RaWr

2010-09-17 17:59:09

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Big Fella

2010-08-03 21:35:05

Chuck Norris Once had sex in a truck and some of his lead sperm dropped into the fuel tank. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime... =)

Roadhouse

2010-07-12 12:39:38

Death had a near-Chuck Norris-experience.

Roadhouse

2010-07-12 12:37:22

God once stubbed his toe and said "Aaagh Chuck Norris!!! "

emilio the great

2008-03-31 10:46:48

that's chill, bro