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Chuck Norris Joke #199

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-08 06:59:58

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videogame playa

2011-12-07 05:36:21

Here's a good joke:
Do you want to know what actually happened to the dinosaurs? It wasnt a meteor, or a volcano. it was actualy chuck norris lava surfing. he jumped, did a quadruple front flip, and when he landed, he did a round house kick which caused a world wide earthquake that killed the dinos. he just carried a mile wide bolder to the crater and made scientists believe it was a meteor.

Justin

2007-03-12 14:43:25

Lol good show