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Chuck Norris Joke #196

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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kid angelo

2012-10-04 20:29:20

Chuck Norris easily won a game of FOUR CARD with just two.!

Ab

2012-01-02 12:12:12

Chuck Norris once had a doll that actually killed people. It was named after him.

Sher

2011-10-07 07:04:16

Chuck Norris can BBM from his Nokia...

Dana

2010-11-09 09:15:07

Haha! The funny one ot me was..
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Noriis pajamas ..(:

yackity yack

2010-09-29 12:35:03

josh get over it

rose

2010-06-28 12:57:30

jason you funny as hell :)

Josh

2010-02-07 21:16:15

fuck off psionicmaniac

Jason

2007-08-29 11:56:37

Q: How do you Diffuse a Standoff
A: Call Chuck Norris

SkepticSusan

2007-07-23 18:21:26

NO he wipes his ass with all of asia.

psionicmaniac

2007-07-10 19:19:38

and he wipes his ass with Australia