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Chuck Norris Joke #195

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Comments:

norris

2011-12-09 23:25:47

chuck norris made everybody is slave

norris

2011-12-09 23:24:02

hey the person with the ??? markes wan't to be friend

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2011-08-27 18:19:03

Lysol kills 99.9% of germs Chuck Norris kills 100 %

Anthony

2010-11-16 10:27:47

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

nolan

2010-05-19 16:20:11

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and pooped out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid

YOU'RE DEAD!!!

2010-05-18 18:57:39

says chuck

dead man

2008-08-31 13:34:55

chuck noris walks behindme every day