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Chuck Norris Joke #194

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

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Jure

2012-04-29 00:21:40

Missed "joke" about C. N. by kristian:
"chuck norris can wake up before he goes to sleep".
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Everybody must wake up before going to sleep - only kristian sleeps before going to sleep.
:o)

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2011-10-11 16:29:44

paige perce is fat

iChuck

2011-09-22 15:38:18

Chuck Norris gave Fredy Kreuger nightmares, and roundhouse kicked him to death in them.

mw2

2011-03-03 19:25:49

when chunk norris is on the side of the road and his car cant start he makes car noises

mw2

2011-03-03 18:58:10

when chunk norris ran out of gas he peed in is gas tank to fill his tank up

norris hunter

2011-02-20 13:11:00

CHUCK NORRIS found what BONO is still looking for

i haz xboxlive!!!

2010-11-30 19:40:05

Ounce someone called Chuck Norris an idiot,that person soon realized who the idiot was!

giggity

2010-10-24 17:21:54

You gguyz are all idiots u dont know anything

linnnnnnnnnnnnt

2010-10-23 13:13:50

F F F F F F FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kristian

2010-09-24 08:54:18

dell has intel inside where as chuck norris has inside intel :o

kristian

2010-09-24 08:53:07

the reson a red line comes up on spell check when you write 'norris'is thats the blood from where he roundhoused it !

kristian

2010-09-24 08:49:34

chuck norris can wake up before he goes to sleep :o

Ssoldier

2010-09-24 07:48:18

Reid your an idiot the joke goes, God said, "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say please."

I.C.

2010-04-16 19:39:21

Chuck Norris drinks Nepalm to quench his heartburn.

Reid Brownlie

2009-09-16 17:08:46

Before God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Let there be God"

Randall

2009-09-15 13:06:41

I just got a new app for my phone. It tells me where Chuck Norris is anywhere in the world so I can kneel down and pray in his direction five times a day...

Ben

2008-05-31 20:58:57

do u no the black eyed peas? well they were just the peas untill they made fun of chuck norris

Ashley

2007-08-21 15:57:23

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.