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Chuck Norris Joke #192

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

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2014-03-07 20:26:49

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khethelo

2012-03-24 05:29:24

chuck norris is Jesus' step father

D Warri

2012-01-11 17:07:23

When Chuck Norris was a kid he could climb a palm tree and jump rope at the same time.

Its a kittie!!!!

2011-07-22 15:33:51

google "find chuck norris"it's hilarious!

rexer

2011-05-23 14:24:02

chuck norris can shovel dimonds from stone

I===D V

Stef

2011-04-29 07:40:07

oh guys come on , chuck norris cn t flip burgers under the water like sponge bob ..SB - CH = 1-0 :D

Peter

2011-04-23 07:56:38

Chuck norris is awesome that he built the hospital that he was born in.

Nate

2011-03-17 18:57:09

This is fuckin hillariouss

Ryan

2010-11-09 19:40:04

Chuck noris knows what's in a box of chocolats (
that was from forest gump)

Ryan

2010-11-09 19:37:07

Chuck noris doesn't wear training wheels on his bycicle because he is afraid of falling. It's cause the ground is afraid of chuck noris

Chuck

2010-09-07 09:43:35

When you Google "Chuck Norris" within 0.19 seconds you get 5.7 million hits... to the head.

roger

2010-05-20 21:00:00

Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands last weekends. In a statement to the media on Monday, Officials announced that, henceforth, they will be known as The Islands.

Philip

2010-03-17 15:47:43

The only reason Parent's tell their kids not to lie is because Chuck Norris can taste lies. He doesn't like the taste.

serene

2010-02-09 17:24:12

It was said that Jesus walked on water, well Chuck Norris can swim on land...

randy s

2008-03-04 18:28:14

this was the best one

Domorato

2007-10-26 18:07:19

if the meaning of hope is that, then i guess there is no hope