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Chuck Norris Joke #191

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Dr.Phd

2012-04-30 09:06:36

To lucifer guy; your a stupid retard

lucifer lord of hell

2012-02-21 19:45:15

tempt me as he may he will still burn in a thousand suns adeletas gelanadetea shealtsagna

max1000000

2011-12-21 23:30:53

chuck norris threw a grenade-killed fifty people-then it eploded

awesomness

2011-09-02 18:45:21

chuck norris is so badass that jesus is his grandson

jbird

2011-08-03 15:06:22

God bless Chuck Norris.....No....Chuck Norris blessed God!

Sarah

2011-08-03 10:23:16

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

jonah

2010-11-26 04:05:11

chuck norris tempts satin

jonah

2010-11-26 04:03:00

the iceberg sunk the titanic chuck norris sunk the iceberg

Klacker lOl

2010-08-12 17:22:23

chuck norris roundhoused that first word. that's how it got messed up :P

gunnar

2010-08-11 10:16:09

theire is a new movie coming out with cuck norris in it its called alien vs preditor vs chuck norris but the movie failed because it was 4 seconds long

daniel

2010-05-01 12:11:48

kids pee their names in snow chuck norris pees his name in cement

Miguel Fortuna

2010-04-02 20:54:20

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chucknorris jeje

2009-12-10 18:33:10

chuck norris once had sex in a truck and some of his sperm got into the motor creating optimus pirime

todd

2009-12-08 18:51:00

one time when chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine he lost his left testicle,this is now known as jupiter

Teddy

2009-12-05 11:46:01

u got it wrong, if batman and superman were in a fight, chuck norris would win

Melody

2009-09-18 13:51:42

Haha if god could walk on water chuck norris could swim through land! hows that

damn

2009-09-14 18:37:21

If Chuck Norris got into a fight with himself, he would win...period.

mykel

2007-09-18 08:23:48

if chuck norris and superman were to get into a fight chuck would win