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Chuck Norris Joke #190

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Claire

2013-04-07 17:34:19

This is hallarieis you have to read this

devon

2012-10-01 03:03:52

chuck doesnt roundhouse kick you with his right foot he spins the whole earth with his left so that your head hits his foot

JACK

2012-07-28 20:58:52

Everyone says YOUR mom is huge, but she takes one look at the size of Chick Norris' biceps and her ovaries explode.

Fuk u

2012-03-05 19:45:58

FUCK U

vhgvhg

2012-01-24 18:30:40

Chuck Norris does push ups with no hands and no feet

Chuck Norris

2011-12-30 23:42:06

Chuck Norris Can Travel Around The World By Pushing Himself Forward

FaithIsCool

2011-12-29 13:17:28

Chuck Norris once ate a 72 Steak in one hour, the first forty-five minutes he was having sex with the waitress. :D

unknown hitman

2011-12-26 18:22:09

every night the boogyman checks under his bed for chuck norris

Devin Cassidy

2011-12-18 13:36:02

Come on Ruso1, you just don't get it. It's brilliant.

someone

2011-11-26 19:30:51

good one

Ruso1

2011-11-09 12:42:05

Worst chuck norris joke EVER:(

i know you are tooo

2011-10-17 07:02:54

matt

its alright ive had better

2011-10-17 07:02:21

matt

shawna

2011-10-17 07:02:04

i know i am

matt

2011-10-17 07:01:50

i think your sick

shawna

2011-10-17 07:01:50

so english class is going well, huh(:

matt

2011-10-17 07:01:26

:)

matt

2011-10-17 07:01:02

hi shawna

shawna

2011-10-17 07:00:36

hi matt(:

matt

2011-10-17 07:00:34

lmfao hi














































shawna

2011-10-17 06:59:46

lmao hahaha(:

tylar

2011-09-07 11:02:20

that is not true chuck norris

SirAwesomelot

2011-07-19 01:48:28

Money is the root of all evil, but Chuck Norris is the route of all evil.

Dejay

2011-07-15 13:05:39

Hahaha really funny joke

ZeldaOoT255

2011-06-10 18:11:29

Who the heck doesn't know who chuck Norris is!?!?!?!?

Eve123

2011-05-24 12:49:19

Who is chuck Norris ????

james

2011-05-16 05:49:43

your a fucking retard i fuck your mum

awsome guy

2011-04-07 11:27:44

That joke is fucking retarded youre a retard too suck it biotch

gingger

2011-03-17 03:43:15

Chuck norris can sit in the corner of a circular room

chuck norris supa fan

2009-03-10 14:34:32

NO ONE BUT CHUCK NORRIS IS CHUCK NORRIS

Mark

2009-03-04 14:00:33

Damn right....

Domorato

2007-10-26 18:05:37

nice