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Chuck Norris Joke #19

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris

2011-05-04 09:46:47

some people pray to god i pray to myself

Chuck Norris

2011-05-04 09:43:12

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 wait why am i count i can just look at you and you die... so close your eyes :)

WTF

2011-03-10 09:39:56

matt, gary, jessy, and mikey really need to grow up. i know this and i'm seventeen, really guys? do we really need this?

brady king

2010-12-01 05:40:27

chuck norris is so awesome he went to burger king asked for a big mac and got 1

Me

2010-11-29 13:35:46

I like TURTLES!!

Baltoholic

2010-10-27 14:29:10

Just players Chuck Norris stares at.

jimmy

2010-10-15 12:45:47

u guys r imature adults

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:40:30

no im not i really 22

jimmy

2010-10-15 12:39:51

no your not

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:39:26

I'm 32

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:39:16

i'm 14

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:39:00

im not an ass!

jessy

2010-10-15 12:38:47

im 45

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:38:33

who r u

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:38:24

i am taylor

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:37:52

Matt wallace is an ass.. really he is.

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:37:50

Matt wallace is an ass.. really he is.

jimmy

2010-10-15 12:37:48

how old r u guys?

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:37:02

y thanx u

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:36:37

matt wallace is smexy really he is

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:36:00

how about u baby

alien john

2010-10-15 12:35:45

ha ha ha i am a robbot can i join in too???

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:35:34

i agree

Guzzzie :)

2010-10-15 12:35:01

You guys are gross. you need at least one girl~

Guzzzie :)

2010-10-15 12:34:58

You guys are gross. you need at least one girl~

jessy

2010-10-15 12:34:49

yeah!!! the more the betta!!!

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:34:39

oohhh ya james is yummy(like)

Gary bob

2010-10-15 12:34:34

No.. I'm sexy.. All aloone.. in a dark room..

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:34:20

can we invite him in our 4 way

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:33:44

james is sexy

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:32:01

It is not gross it is a way of life.

Guzzzie :)

2010-10-15 12:31:33

I is!! It is gross!!

jessy

2010-10-15 12:31:18

yess we are all guys

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:30:43

i would love that wait r u a guy because im gay

lexie

2010-10-15 12:30:08

is anybody eles grossed out?

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:29:54

Well then I'll just have to do both of you.

matt wallace

2010-10-15 12:29:16

and my vajinas hole is to small

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:29:12

i don't know if my mom will aprove me doing both of you

jessy

2010-10-15 12:28:42

well make it bigger

jessy

2010-10-15 12:28:25

ok i love me some 3 way

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:28:19

my dicks not big enough baby

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:27:41

welll i will see you later

Gary Bob

2010-10-15 12:27:38

We should do a three way.

jessy

2010-10-15 12:25:40

ok u do that i already love you!!

jessy

2010-10-15 12:22:42

ok u betta cuz i left mine at my dads.... how old r u im 45

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:21:57

well i have them so i will bring them

jessy

2010-10-15 12:21:26

yes!!!! dont want aids

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:20:45

should i bring (rubbers)

jessy

2010-10-15 12:20:00

later tonite

mikey b

2010-10-15 12:18:34

when

Trey Jett

2010-09-09 05:36:29

lmoa

sewa mobil

2010-04-13 00:32:08

hahah,
i really like those joke
make me laugh
thanks for jokes

chase k

2009-12-15 15:44:11

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer to bad chuck Norris never cries

hannah k

2009-12-04 14:57:03

Not only can Chuck Norris see under water. when he opens his eyes the water evaporates

Douglas

2009-09-14 16:04:56

The one you're thinking of was "Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse." And I have one, Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy with Chuck Norris and Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face several time.

Tom

2008-10-13 01:00:12

Giraffes used to be horses
Until chuck norris uppercutted one in the head

Mads JP

2007-09-10 13:26:05

When god said ¨let there be light¨
Chuck Norris said ¨say please¨