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Chuck Norris Joke #187

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Cyrus Eccles

2014-01-16 13:03:58

harharhar that's funny

Robert Flores

2012-08-25 09:10:21

Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity. He just dropped his drawers and women fought each other with Norris like moves to take it!

Derp

2012-05-20 22:05:53

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Derp

2012-05-20 22:05:04

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.

Anonymous

2012-05-02 10:24:10

Chuck Norris once had sex in front of a semi truck. Some of his semen leaked in the fuel tank. This truck is today known as Optimus Prime

chuck norris

2011-03-13 19:11:20


Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

yo slgzs

2011-01-19 14:07:55

Chuck noris used th moon as a punching bag thats why its so small

Yael

2010-09-30 17:59:25

FFFF, should've said Ghosts. B

Yael

2010-09-30 17:58:11

Orly? Cuz Chuck Norris scares zombies to life.

Prudence

2010-09-30 17:47:56

Chuck Norris turns Ghosts pale.

AJY

2010-02-01 14:06:41

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just The Islands.

adrian

2009-11-11 17:21:47

oh yeah well chuck norris built the log cabbin he was born in.!!

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:15:07

that means chuck norris is his own dad

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richard

2007-06-09 12:46:37

^YOU WIN

chris

2007-04-18 10:31:07

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did