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Chuck Norris Joke #186

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Yorkie luver

2012-02-05 08:47:10

I said Chuck Norris and the dogs started barking cause they wanted to see Chuck Norris.


2011-12-03 17:20:51

chuck norris goes down santas chimny with his power beard


2011-12-03 17:19:14

chuck norris's aids is the cure for being a nonbeliever

mason kanniard

2011-09-16 07:44:49

the real reason why hitler killed himself is because he found out that chuck norris was jewish

It's a kittie

2011-07-22 15:43:29

Chuck Norris poops diamonds


2011-07-19 15:28:53

chuck norris is actually a black man
he will eat chicken faster than you can ever imagine......he loves watermelon

Chuck Norris can chop a welfare check in half


2011-01-10 11:27:10

D: its chuck norris aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chuck Norris

2010-12-10 10:03:52

I don't have time to stare at grass, people.


2010-12-10 10:02:20

Chuck Norris eats grass for breakfast...without any milk.

Ethan carrasco

2010-12-10 07:33:48

thats not even how the joke goes "its chuck norris dosnt have to cut the grass he stares at it and dares it to grow"


2010-10-07 16:38:56

the reason why you dont see chuck norris mowing his lawn is becuase he dared his grass to grow but no grass has enough balls to grow infront of chuck norris


2007-10-26 18:00:39

no shit

Chuck Norris

2007-09-04 15:25:29