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Chuck Norris Joke #183

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Comments:

Jordan Murray @ Arkansas High School Senior of 2013

2013-04-08 07:49:54

smell my bum

Thomas Smith

2012-03-26 12:03:41

When Chuck Norris was 2, he fell in the water and couldn't swim- so he decided to drown the water.

rosevelt

2011-11-30 06:31:34

a meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs chuck norris round house kicked them all

rosevelt

2011-11-30 06:29:11

chuck norris wont fight you he'll just round house kick you in the face

Daos

2011-11-11 11:44:05

Chuck Norris wear pajamas with my face photos

sherleb

2011-03-03 01:38:10

kak nxa jokes

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:10:49

nice joke joe. you've earned my eternal respect.
may your jokes proceed to make me LMAO.

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:10:43

nice joke joe. you've earned my eternal respect.
may your jokes proceed to make me LMAO.

Joe Murphy

2010-05-30 04:54:20

For shits and giggles Chuck Norris once talked a man outta killing himself.....and then talked him back into it

bob

2009-02-17 12:29:45

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
funny

reese

2009-01-17 19:03:54

hmmmmmm....more sensible jokes please. Or at least something that could be intellectually yet nonsensically funny. :D

Domorato

2007-10-26 17:57:36

chuck can do this and eat all three of them like a shish-kebab

Jeff

2007-07-05 15:45:23

Chuck Norris died two years ago. Death is just to scared to tell him.

Ron Alvarez

2007-03-19 01:44:39

awesome jokes but my favorite joke of Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits its a classic