Chuck Norris Joke #18
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Comments:
Tyrone
2012-02-04 10:07:56
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Tyrone
2012-02-04 10:06:41
God prays to Chuck Norris
blowholes
2012-01-06 18:28:59
i tried having chuck norris give me his signature and didn't have enough paper cause he kept tarring through it.
CK
2011-07-13 02:15:31
They say Chuck Norris was born in a plane flying it and saved 69 Passengers...
CK
2011-07-13 02:14:34
They say chuck norris learned how to fly before he learned how to crawl
kk
2011-02-14 03:44:40
roses are red violet are blue and chuck norris is going to kick you
sumwun
2010-09-04 16:43:20
What the fuck is your problem?
Gage Rohlk
2007-02-07 10:42:18
kljasdbhfjna what did i just say i dont know cuz i have chuck norries penis in mouth