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Chuck Norris Joke #18

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Comments:

Tyrone

2012-02-04 10:07:56

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

Tyrone

2012-02-04 10:06:41

God prays to Chuck Norris

blowholes

2012-01-06 18:28:59

i tried having chuck norris give me his signature and didn't have enough paper cause he kept tarring through it.

CK

2011-07-13 02:15:31

They say Chuck Norris was born in a plane flying it and saved 69 Passengers...

CK

2011-07-13 02:14:34

They say chuck norris learned how to fly before he learned how to crawl

kk

2011-02-14 03:44:40

roses are red violet are blue and chuck norris is going to kick you

sumwun

2010-09-04 16:43:20

What the fuck is your problem?

Gage Rohlk

2007-02-07 10:42:18

kljasdbhfjna what did i just say i dont know cuz i have chuck norries penis in mouth