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Chuck Norris Joke #177

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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2015-04-24 11:43:08

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Trey Hession

2012-11-01 13:34:13

buttcheek

spet

2012-10-12 10:31:42

Chuck Norris you are awesome. I bow down to you.!!!!!!11!!!!!!1

Luke

2012-07-17 10:48:56

Imposible enless ur chuck norris

nyanzebra

2012-02-11 10:52:31

holy fluffy ducks is that possible or is that just a chuck norris thing....or is it meh blondness....

doc

2012-01-23 11:15:38

that is so awesone, like me

nmills007

2012-01-15 08:29:24

That is so awsome.

the ghost

2011-12-15 14:48:19

I guess chuck norris knows what its like to be me

Alissa Richhart

2011-11-23 10:25:46

Hahahahaha it's so true!

Fair warning

2011-11-15 17:34:32

He's doing the same to your house

Chuck Norris

2011-11-03 18:12:59

chuck norris doesnt have sex because no women can stand his sperm and constant shaking of the bed

friendy

2011-10-02 22:42:13

Awesome u have to read this one!!!!!!

j

2011-09-20 16:15:17

Chuck Norris is constantly surrounded by body guards, but it's not for his protection it's for yours

Hunterhead32

2011-09-03 21:29:54

Chuck Norris doesn't watch tv. Tv watches him to make sure that he is at a good distance away so he doesn't het hurt, which is nowhere

chubby

2011-07-15 23:13:26

hello john

John8212

2011-07-14 15:29:12

Hello World

Jakeimb

2011-06-14 01:40:49

As soon as alexander graham bell invented the telephone, he realized he got a missed call from Chuck Norris!!! LOL

twila

2011-06-11 08:37:49

for master Cullen

meena

2011-05-25 19:47:38

bwahahahaha!

gaaay

2011-04-10 18:20:02

he has a flash light

justin jordan

2011-04-05 07:03:53

??????????????????? ok im in this situatoin went i shouldent be here "crap" ok look Gays of the wolrd you guy should be respected GOd never said you could nopt love each other.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anusha

2011-03-28 15:40:07

wierd ...


just plain wierd

andy voeljoyin

2011-03-17 23:20:44

This one is KAK funny it is so funny my bum is burning and my tummy is poes sore the way I am rolling in laughter

chuckgirl23

2011-02-09 07:53:12

hilarious..!! love chuck norris jokes. they made my days

Klacker lOl

2011-02-08 19:03:15

Chuck pulled the plugs on 16 of his wives during labor. The other 14 are waiting for their time.

Flog

2011-01-15 17:39:07

my friend sets fire to ants too. With his butt-fire farts. All i can do is smash the ants with my foot. But you know what? I can- whoops bye.

blob

2010-12-26 23:06:29

no no no no no no no nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo
what if i am an ant

autumn

2010-12-24 22:48:45

skill.

brainiac

2010-12-24 01:11:13

it is just impossible beacause u can't kill ants at night

Spade

2010-12-23 10:48:16

Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills an emo kid.
Let Chuck handle it.

Lance

2010-11-22 07:18:37

I can too if im in alaska

Jacob

2010-11-15 08:51:12

lol good one but i got a better one (chuck norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin the species is now known as the giraffe)

akowicz

2010-11-12 09:11:47

wut the f*** that is a good one

yo man

2010-11-05 13:58:17

wat the hell?

yo man

2010-11-05 13:57:20

anyone here

yo man

2010-11-05 13:56:47

koolio

Collin

2010-10-25 17:16:06

HA HA

Person

2010-10-22 23:19:06

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Hah suck that. It's the best joke. (the doors that spin)

nikilu@yahoo.com

2010-09-11 17:45:47

hope u enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

2010-09-07 12:32:43

Chuck Norris doesn't even need a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.

nun yo bees wax!

2010-08-14 19:37:39

this is tots. impossible but thats wat make it so funny!
lolz.

fbdjkfklbsdjk

2010-08-13 13:54:06

chuck norris is awesome

sad;iugh

2010-08-12 16:48:56

its a fact

annoymous person

2010-07-20 18:12:22

chuck norris is da best

carbonsteelblade/youtube

2010-07-18 14:32:30

I like this one!

Emily

2010-07-11 14:15:10

i LOVE chuck norris...and his cheesy jokes!!

Osama

2010-06-16 03:35:12

OH NO TEH POWER UGHHGGHGUHGHGUGH

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:34:19

ZOMG A TERRORIST! TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!

CHUCK NORRIS!

Osama

2010-06-16 03:33:52

Ok I think im save.. the CIA are snooping around pg 300ish.. im safe

Chuck Norris

2010-06-16 03:30:25

Read my words. They can kill you

seabass

2010-05-14 12:24:17

Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.

seabass

2010-05-14 10:06:30

Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.

Klacker lOl

2010-04-18 11:30:08

Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...

Cheese

2010-04-17 04:53:04

Epic

susan

2010-03-05 08:08:03

Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo

luc

2010-01-10 21:53:10

when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'

Itsme

2009-12-24 10:00:52

Get a life resse

Chloe

2009-11-26 03:27:20

hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous

Yo daddy

2009-11-25 17:16:06

at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!

someone

2009-11-15 16:50:31

so can i just not as good as chuck norris

ppul

2009-10-04 00:10:56

thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris

marshall

2009-07-20 21:04:33

the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.

marshall

2009-07-20 20:37:27

marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt

marshall

2009-07-20 20:34:48

omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.

fobbio

2009-07-06 21:45:10

i love this its funny

Clayton Watson

2009-06-18 18:32:50

LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?

caylie

2009-06-12 11:23:55

hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott

connor

2009-02-09 16:53:14

wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny

reese

2009-01-17 19:15:40

@MORGOTH

this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?

reese

2009-01-17 19:14:03

you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!

andy

2009-01-14 12:05:53

this is funny

Jake

2008-12-21 14:12:21

isnt this a good one sev? haha

Tichaona

2008-10-04 03:57:29

i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants

ross livesay

2008-03-12 12:10:18

chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma

Morgoth

2008-02-12 05:38:27

incredible!

Ryan Schuman

2008-02-01 20:49:22

the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris