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Chuck Norris Joke #175

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Comments:

Chuck norris

2013-04-11 18:32:56

Idoesn't flush,iscares the shit out of my toilet

ayden kelly

2011-11-26 19:18:00

CHUCK NORRIS CAN KICK THE FART BACK IN YOUR BUTT!!! }:P

Jessica Fuchs

2011-05-06 02:17:53

Facebook had to be shut down due to a poke from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so strong he can tear a page out of Facebook :)

sancho

2011-03-22 19:47:36

Ch__ck N____s can dribble a football.

banana slug

2007-10-26 17:54:56

hey, i like ur name, Likes dudes. it's true u know

-banana slug

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:12:33

good one

-banana slug

shayne

2007-05-29 14:41:07

chuck norris once killed a man by looking at him