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Chuck Norris Joke #174

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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upchuck

2013-02-27 05:21:21

once, i we where at the water cooler, making chuck norris jokes. and the guy fixing the xerox made a lame one. lucky we where facing away from the machine because a foot jutted out and there was just a pile of dust on the floor in phils outline. and the fax it printed said "it just needs a new toner cartrige." that is my true story of how helpful chuck was.

person

2012-07-18 17:05:24

Chuck Norris went to Mc.Donnalds and asked for a Wopper... They gave him one.

Baby

2012-03-22 06:14:44

Yes He is the only person who can email a round house kick, Just ask the astronauts who pissed him off :)

phat boy

2012-03-15 17:30:26

under chuck norris's beard is another fist.

J-Dog

2011-12-15 21:52:04

Your not constipated, its Chuck Noriss telling to cut the shit

jim

2011-11-27 09:40:22

kids so annoying someday you will be the old timer

steven

2011-11-08 06:34:09

some one told chuck norris a yo mamma joke they were never seen again

jason

2011-07-28 18:50:33

it's funny

Denise M. Bond

2011-05-18 22:29:19

I wish you would make another TV program or movie you are the greatest. What about a reunion with the old crew that would be great

susantucker

2011-04-23 15:30:55

i had a crush on you chuck norris after i was a kid i love you so much

Merk

2011-01-10 15:04:38

Chuck Norris can screen-peek while playing online.

I c u

2010-12-22 16:17:39

watchout for his chin punch

Joey

2010-12-19 20:03:33

I love chuck norris jokes he'll of a funnyboo

Jordan

2010-09-28 18:57:46

A street was once named after chuck norris, but they removed it because no one crosses chuck norris and lives.

Chad

2010-07-02 18:52:14

Nice! i like them

Dan

2010-04-12 22:19:56

Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars, that's why there's no sign of life on Mars

lito lapid

2009-10-23 10:29:59

Chuck Norris can send text messages by roundhouse kicking it

brad townsend

2008-05-12 08:57:28

Chuck Norris can't race in Nascar because his roundhouse kicks are faster than the cars