Chuck Norris Joke #172

Chuck Norris

2011-08-29 09:59:20

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes. :)

markw

2008-07-21 07:55:35

chuck noris is the bomb i love all thes jokes

ash Marie

2008-03-02 18:39:20

yea dude 4 real!! Yeppers!! (:

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:08:42

maybe nick got teabagged by chuck norris lol

Lord X

2007-09-12 20:57:47

Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God. God prays to Chuck Norris.

If it smells like chicken, looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's fucking beef.

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:41:27

when did you see Chuck's balls?

nick

2007-05-08 18:17:04

chuck norris doesnt teabag, he potato sacks.

chuck norris isnt hung like a horse a horse is hung like chuck norris.