Chuck Norris Joke #171
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Comments:
zadd
2012-12-15 13:22:52
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck Norris every night before he goes to bed
lilly
2012-02-05 17:54:19
loved it litrally peed
George
2011-09-23 03:14:13
What passes over the head of chuck norris's opponents? His shoe.
Blemish
2011-07-25 14:32:03
Veester that was great xP
john norris
2011-07-24 19:17:55
enough said
Grant L and Judy C
2011-02-12 06:09:50
Chuck Norris can do a flying kick backwards!
xavi
2010-06-23 14:05:39
teehee these r funny(no offense chuck)
Veester
2010-01-26 10:57:48
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.
chuck norris
2009-12-18 19:42:16
you guys need to stop telling jokes about me there lies nevermind there not u better believe everything on this website
Maddie
2009-10-18 18:48:46
O my gosh can u believe that i am actually talking to u o the internet!!! WOWZA i cant even believe this
chad
2007-07-13 09:49:42
If you get to see Chuck Norris only once its because he has just roundhouse kicked you in the face.