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Chuck Norris Joke #17

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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2013-02-26 10:43:17

If Chuck Norris is behind you,you'll be dead before you finish this sent....


2012-09-02 22:08:27

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon


2012-09-02 22:07:12

Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.

boss man

2012-09-02 21:59:48

chuck norris kicked a baby elephant into puberty


2012-09-02 21:57:15

chuck norris can cut a hot knife with butter


2011-10-15 07:30:27

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter!


2011-04-16 17:47:29

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... its just too bad he's never cried


2011-02-24 05:16:48

Chuck Norris is in heaven with the terminator and rocky god had 1 seat next 2 him and he asked why each of then deserved it. Terminator said I help kids 2 not be scared and rocky said I teach kids to not be cowards and chuck Norris walks up 2 god and says I think ur in my seat.


2011-02-01 15:30:02

i heard chuck norris and mr t walked into a bar at the same time. that same day the bar blew up . it just couldn't handle all of the awesomeness.

cody hamlin

2009-06-30 06:13:56

chuck noriss counted to infinity...twice!


2008-05-28 15:21:42

Johhny Cash did not walk the line. The line walked on Johhny Cash. That line just happened to be Chuck Norris.


2007-05-20 22:51:50

when chuck norris wonts to blow somhing up, he doesnt use TNT, he use hes instink