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Chuck Norris Joke #169

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

zebra 101

2011-11-26 09:32:57

omg andrew! you is sooo funny

Andrew

2011-02-02 18:16:10

if they're funny comment back or write me on gmail

Andrew

2011-02-02 18:14:25

Chuck Norris can turn medusa into stone, drown posiden, break afrodites heart, and
can eletricute zeus.

Andrew

2011-02-02 18:11:44

ok chuck norris walks in a bar and theres a jar of money on the counter and the bartender says that who ever can make an elephant laugh can keep the money so chuck Norris says he can so he goes into the back room and comes out and the bartender sees tht he made the elephant laugh so chuck takes the jar and a few days later chuck comes in again at the same bar and sees the same jar there and the bartender says he'll give it to the person who can make the elephant cry and chuck says he can do it so he goes into the back room and 5min later he comes out and the bartender hears the elephant cry and chuck gets the jar and the bartender stops him and say's " how did you make the elephant laugh and cry?" Chuck says " i told him that my dick is bigger than his." And i made him cry because i showed him it,,,, and chuck leaves the bar.....

Ozzy

2010-07-18 15:43:27

Lmao! Sprinkles gotcha there jo.

sgt. sprinkles

2009-11-19 03:37:46

it wouldnt matter,jo, since Chuck is immortal

Domorato

2007-10-26 17:52:14

most people grow up just to be killed by chuck norris...