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Chuck Norris Joke #167

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

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Tim

2012-10-20 03:38:45

One day chuck norris was walking in the jungle
and a poisonous bit him after 8 hours of suffering the snake died

Arm pit

2012-03-11 08:48:10

Chuck Norris's arm pit stinks so bad that he gains weight every second

Arm pit

2012-03-11 08:48:09

Chuck Norris's arm pit stinks so bad that he gains weight every second

lisa

2012-01-01 00:42:14

i did that before

chris

2011-12-05 00:01:30

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about

gregory

2011-11-25 19:23:04

when chuck norris round house kicks you in the feet you get a concusion

person

2010-06-10 19:54:30

google chuck norris and click i'm feeling lucky no questions just do it!