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Chuck Norris Joke #166

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

purple river

2012-04-03 09:12:50

heyyy ...U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if chuck norris meet ur "friend" he would round house kick her in the sack and you'll be preganet!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon

2012-01-21 19:37:29

People have nightmares, nightmares have chuck norris

people pray to god, god prays to chuck norris

satan posesses people, chuck norris posesses satan

Benjamin

2012-01-21 18:38:02

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer to bad Chuck Norris NEVER cries.

...u

2011-10-30 07:40:04

my friend wares a rainbow belt and she still kicks ever ones ass:)

StylezII

2010-12-02 21:30:34

When Chuck gets bored he snorts PCP, Shoot Up Crystal Meth, Smokes Acid and Eat Cocain. Then Go Beat the dealers for lying because they promised him he'd get high...