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Chuck Norris Joke #165

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

JMB

2011-12-06 12:21:08

Chuck Norris has Game, no pain.

...u

2011-10-30 08:26:58

chuck norris roundhouse kicked a building and is now known as the lening tower of pesia

rexer

2011-05-23 14:18:39

chuck norris can pee his name in steel

HOBO JOE

2011-05-10 19:08:42

chuck norris peed in a truck it is now known as optimis prime

Bubba

2011-04-18 18:28:18

woooow.... did you know tht chuck norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark's afriad of chuck

Fowari

2011-01-06 05:18:10

Chuck Norris is God amonsgst men.
Actually he's a god amongst gods.

I love Missing in action and sidekicks

Klacker lOl

2010-10-25 19:09:18

fine i'll substitute somebody better than you, chuck.
Bear Grillz can turn his own memory into portable flashdrives...

chuck norris

2010-09-27 10:51:01

to many jokes about me.....enough.....i get it u ppl seem to luv to joke about me if u dont stop ill roundhouse kik u

TheChuckNorrisLulz

2010-07-16 20:14:21

What dose Chuck Norris say when you ask him what drink he wants? "WA-TAAHH!".

keith

2010-03-02 22:49:36

what happens when you see chuck norris banging ur wife? u turn around cuz ur next

jeff wagkya

2009-08-04 20:14:09

chuck norris is what willis was talking about

darrell litteral

2007-10-24 14:58:04

your jokes crack me up. i really liked the one about the turtle being crapped out and knowing karate. that one was hilarious!

banana slug

2007-08-11 16:58:39

that's a good one

banana slug

Jackson Hoskins

2007-06-30 21:33:56

Chuck Norris Went to the "Virgin Islands". When he left they changed the name to "Islands".