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Chuck Norris Joke #164

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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2012-05-23 11:25:44

people need to understand a joke is a joke nothing more nothing less and some people don't believe in GOD or JESUS.....

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2012-05-03 09:13:21



2012-04-15 21:49:22

Irony is always what Chuck Norris expects it to be.


2012-02-23 07:59:46

we pray to god.god pray to chuck norris for not blowing up the world.


2012-02-01 13:23:56

500 Eye witnesses Josiah? pity we can't ask any of them now can we? also that is an outright lie that everything in the bible fits perfectly together. If you've ever taken the time to read it you'd know that.


2012-01-09 16:57:39

oh yeah bluestar? how can you explain the fact that everything in the Bible fits together perfectly written from dozens of people over the course of 4000 years? and the crucifixion can be proved by the accounts of over 500 eyewitnesses


2011-12-16 15:33:10

That is fucking funny. And for the other people who think this is offensive. Think about it. The crucifixion never fucking happened. The bible was made by some guy who was really high on drugs or something to make all that worthless bullshit

The book of Chuck 10:26:11

2011-10-26 13:24:34

And so chuck sayeth "Thou shalt warship no false idles lest thou wisheth to be roundhouse kicked in the face...

Also Mr. Norris has taken unto himself my name in vain and shall burn in Hell for all eternity alongside d THRUTH of the Truth."


2011-10-11 07:48:27

cant you people take a joke? its funny as hell


2011-09-22 16:01:41

there's is no law barring people from talking about jesus or god..freedom of speech you idiots, this is a funny joke, so anyone who believes its unorthodox can go crying to their pastors


2011-01-26 14:20:15

and another thing, how old are you? 10?
your such a fucking idiot learn to type and talk right...its called grammar buddy!


2011-01-26 14:18:13

get over it, it was just a fucking joke need to get you thong in a knot, and by the way learn to spell CRUCIFIXION!

d THRUTH of the Truth

2011-01-04 22:04:47

@harley fucking girl and who ever posted this shit.
you must have what? a bird for a brain! you must be very stupid to have posted such a thing. so fuck u Harley girl and fuck this Chuck Norris Joke #164. DON'T PLAY WITH GOD(OR JESUS EITHER)

Mr. Norris

2010-10-25 11:43:48

harley girls a loser

Mr. Norris

2010-10-25 11:41:54

DOnt make jokes about the crusifixtion freakin idiot


2010-08-18 12:25:37

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so funny!LOL:}


2007-09-29 11:32:07

that's kinda offensive