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Chuck Norris Joke #163

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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man

2013-10-22 11:08:11

chuck norris can not die because he is death it self

Mike

2013-01-12 20:21:22

Chuck Norris doesn't hit pinatas, he just looks at them and they burst into confetti.

Izzy is cool.

2012-11-05 16:41:00

you would think Chuck Norris would be first.......

none

2012-06-13 08:10:09

trolololol

MRA

2011-09-02 22:01:48

There aren't really any electrical storms, God is taking pictures of Chuck Norris.

BB

2011-06-05 03:49:23

If chuck norris is late, time better fucking slow down!

Kenny

2011-04-25 12:16:37

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

John

2011-03-20 07:56:58

People shouldn't sleep with a a gun under their pillow, they should sleep with Chuck Norris under their pillow

anonymous

2011-03-12 16:03:24

Chuck Norris creates Solar Flares with a bat of his eyelashes.

rachel

2010-11-03 17:42:47

chuck noris had sex with the virgin islands, now thre just islands

Mitch m,artens

2010-11-01 09:51:50

Chuck Norris can arm flex his pants off.

meh

2010-10-06 17:19:17

chuck norris is number 1

Shamma

2010-04-30 18:00:23

They got Chuck Norris to come back to TV---look for Texas Ranger with a Walker coming soon!

jag

2010-01-18 17:52:22

chuck is no 1

maggs

2009-12-24 20:51:06

u have 5$ chuck norris has 5$ he has more money then u

k

2009-11-28 07:22:02

chuck norris dosen't sleep with a gun under his pillow he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Haylee

2009-02-28 23:10:17

you know what Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Chuck Norris

2008-03-19 17:19:06

Little did you know, Chuck Norris IS the cause of heart disease.

chuck norris killer

2007-11-12 11:55:47

i killed Chuck Norris b for he was alive

NickG

2007-10-31 00:54:25

Dude Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed

cam

2007-10-22 13:38:43

Chuck Noriss was in a race with superman and the loser had to wear tights for the rest of his life.